Go Utes: Update to the Highly Scientific Poll

Scientists continue to study the Utes and their chance to beat 'Bama in the Sugar Bowl. More data have been collected and now Vermonters have joined Beehivers in acknowledging that Utah will beat Alabama. I always knew Vermont was a smart state! Here's the latest:

Go Utes!

Peace on Earth

In the spirit of the holidays I thought I'd share my favorite online video in case one of the four readers of this blog hasn't seen it.



The music is beautiful. The images are wonderful. And there is just something so hopeful about it. Simply great.

Happy Holidays (if you celebrate one). And Peace on Earth. We need it.

Go Utes?

I almost, almost, had plans to go see the Utes play in the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans. A ten-hour trip with a fellow Ute living here in the Palmetto State, but alas, it wasn't to be...

Others have asked me why I would want to go to all that effort just to see my team lose when I could see them lose for free at home. That rubbed me the wrong way, of course, until I came across some scientific proof that maybe there's not much hope. We ordered pizzas online from Domino's last weekend and after placing my order I was given the chance to indicate who I thought would win each of the BCS bowls. Then the magnificent InterTube showed me the results of this highly scientific poll (which I captured with a screen shot so I could further analyze the complex findings of the study):


So what kind of chance do the Utes have? A great scholar weighs in:



I hold out hope!

We've Got a First Amendment Too!

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." So says the First Amendment of W.'s doormat, er, I mean the United States Constitution. We've recently had fun with the Second Amendment here in South Carolina. So, why not the First Amendment? What's next? Forced quartering of soldiers to see if we can find a way to mess with the Third Amendment too!

Whoever thunk up the idea of an independent judiciary branch deserves a prize. It was someone from that very branch that appears to have "saved" (ahem, sorry, couldn't resist) us Carolinians from having "I Believe" license plates available to drivers who really, really believe in driving. It's just a temporary injunction so stay tuned: we may get to believe while we drive after all.

Another Publius deserves a shout-out for the ideas he outlines in Federalist No. 10. That document seems to resonate more and more today as we battle over who has the right to do what. What does Madison say about factions?
The influence of factious leaders may kindle a flame within their particular States, but will be unable to spread a general conflagration through the other States. A religious sect may degenerate into a political faction in a part of the Confederacy; but the variety of sects dispersed over the entire face of it must secure the national councils against any danger from that source. A rage for paper money, for an abolition of debts, for an equal division of property, or for any other improper or wicked project, will be less apt to pervade the whole body of the Union than a particular member of it; in the same proportion as such a malady is more likely to taint a particular county or district, than an entire State.
I'm so, so, so tempted to pepper that quote with all kinds of snarky links (especially the words "improper or wicked project"). But it's almost too easy. Proverbial fish in a barrel. Perhaps a discussion for another day.

By the way, if I were to have music accompanying this blog post (which will never, ever happen), what would the song be? "Satan is my Motor" by Cake seems the most logical choice!

Comment Envy

I didn't start this blog thinking it would be the greatest blog ever or that it would revolutionize the InterTubes. I wasn't expecting a flood of comments on each and every post. Nonetheless, you can't help but be a bit envious of this kind of comment production: Roger Ebert's recent post on his blog about Ben Stein's "documentary" (yes, it seems the the scare quotes are necessary) has generated, to date, 824 comments.

Eight hundred and fourteen people were interested enough to say something about his snarky, silly, fun post. The post is very provocative, which surely helps generate more comments. I've tried to be provocative from time to time, often to no avail. But, then, I don't have a Pulitzer Prize, a dozen books to my name, international fame as a critic, or (formerly) my own TV show. Some academics have garnered a good deal of attention for their blogs, such as Michael Bérubé, but the interest seems to be mostly within academic circles.

The "blog" phenomenon is only about a decade old, and it continues to mature. It is interesting that newspapers have started imitating blogs by allowing comments on their online editions. Now, instead of a handful of letters to the editor about a story, often published days or weeks later, you have immediate feedback on the story. Of course, not all of it is worth reading so there is a trade-off between thoughtful, edited, vetted letters and immediate shoot-from-the-hip comments. For example, a recent op-ed by Bill Ayers in the Gray Old Lady generated 618 comments but only five letters to the editor were published.

Inside Higher Ed, a new, exclusively online, news source about higher education has allowed comments on its news stories from the very start. It was founded by some former Chronicle of Higher Education editors. The Chronicle created some blogs, which generally generate few comments, but still does not allow comments on stories, instead relying on pithy letters-to-the-editor, like this one.

The jury is still out, I think, on whether we've achieved something even remotely approaching a Utopian form of democratic communication. Is this free-for-all comment-fest the "public sphere" the influential German philosopher-sociologist Jürgen Habermas envisioned in his 1962 book, The Structural Transformation of the Public Sphere? Or are we, in the words of Harvard political scientist Robert Putnam, still "bowling alone," connected by electronically but not in any "real" way?

OK, I realize that's a heavy way to end this post. But I got stuff to—I've got some blogs to go comment on.

Utah and Boise State Play for National Title!

The powers-that-be have decided that only undefeated teams can play for the national title. Had Ball State not lost in its conference, Ball State and Boise State would have played in the "B.S. Bowl" to see who would advance to play Utah, the higher ranked team.

OK, that headline and accompanying story are not true.

But these headlines are true:
Oklahoma Loses to Texas but still Advances to National Title Game

Texas Tech Goes 11-1, Beats 3 Ranked Teams; Will Not Play in a BCS Bowl

[Insert here your own ridiculous but true BCS headline]
The Bowl Championship Series is a joke. This year screams for a playoff. The reasons the power-that-be at the BCS give for not having are ridiculous and everyone knows it (even them, I suspect). How great would an eight game playoff be this year? Just look at the top eight teams:
1. Oklahoma 12-1
2. Florida 12-1
3. Texas 11-1
4. Alabama 12-1
5. USC 11-1
6. Utah 12-0
7. Texas Tech 11-1
8. Penn State 11-1
Do all of these teams have a legitimate claim that they could contend for the title? Of course! You can't tell me that No. 8 Penn State has less of a legitimate shot of being national champions, having lost one heartbreaker in the final seconds, than Southern Cal. who lost one upset game to Oregon State (who Utah and Penn State trounced). Everyone in the top eight, except Utah (editorial comment: GO UTES!), has a loss. The differences between the teams, in a statistical sense, is very slight.

So, let's put it on the field! A playoff would look something like this:
Oklahoma v. Penn State
Florida v. Texas Tech
Texas v. Utah
Alabama v. USC
My prediction? The "final four" would be Penn State v. Florida and Texas (I know, heresy to vote against my team) v. Alabama. National Champions? Penn State, of course! Joe Paterno gets dowsed by Gatorade and dies on the field after winning his final national championship. (Poetic, I know.)

But it's a purely an academic exercise. We'll never know.

End the BCS! Let them play!

Today in History

On this date in 1933 Utah became the 36th state to ratify the 21st Amendment,* ending Prohibition. I just love that Utah, of all places, was the state that made scenes like this possible:



College students everywhere (except BYU, the most stone-cold sober campus for 11 years running) say, "Thank you, Utah."**

In other "Today in History" news related to higher education: the first scholastic fraternity, Phi Beta Kappa, was organized at the College of William and Mary in 1776 (a very good year, I understand).

*And you thought you were going to learn about the history of the Constitution at that link!

** OK, settle down. I'm not advocating "Animal House" style alcoholism (or any other kind of alcoholism). Just having a little fun with the fact that my former pretty, great state had the ultimate ironic honor of rescinding Prohibition.

Most Ridiculous Item of the Day

Cocky is in the Final Four. No, that is not a really bad title to a really bad porno film. The University of South Carolina mascot is in the Capital One Bowl Mascot Challenge semifinals to determine which university has the "best" mascot.

Yes, our mascot's name is Cocky. Before you vote, make sure you get to know the candidates and (and I quote), "Go Deep with the Mascots." I've been here nearly 18 months and I still can't say our mascot's name without smirking. But at least he does some good, like helping kids. Just think, one day your kid can come home and say, "I got to play with Cocky today!" And you can "Cook with Cocky"--not once, but twice. (The second time is always better.) And, while this USC's mascot is Cocky, is it worth mentioning that the other USC's mascot is Tommy Trojan?

If this isn't the most ridiculous news item of the day, I dread knowing what is.

Go Cocks! Go Cocky!